WLPH DATE ADVICE?

[Kaistine]

Post pics, nudes too when you get them

[CAN]

rest your hand on her forehead then rape her

[ragelol]

My only advice after only getting to the bottom of page 1, is ignore anything Furly said. That will only set you up for being a bitch on a leash.

Will edit after finishing

EDIT: Nvm he only parroted alyse, you're solid

[Regolith]

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

Right now i am sitting on my hands because i cannot think of anything to invite her to. i live a sad lonely life, the only activities i have done in the last 5 months has been working out smoking weed, working and cooking. I cant exactually invite her over to cook a meal with me for our first time meeting, and i cannot invite her to a bar to get a drink because she is 19. Im boned because i suck at socializing.

[Kaistine]

Ask to go on a hike with her

[Kaistine]

Or an amusement park or something, somewhere where you can just talk about whatever you're doing.

[jackslammer]

Stop being a faggot and just tell her what you're telling us minus all the excuses. Being honest and saying you can't think of anything to do but that you really want to hang out with her and like her is much better than recreating some ideal first date you saw on The Bachelor. Maybe she's a loner and a stoner and her ideal date would be Cuisine di Cuccinotto after a bowl. Don't be retarded though and act like all you do is smoke weed, even if you do. Maybe she has a fake ID and could go to bars, do you even go to bars though? Maybe she shoots guns? Plays WoW?

Do you know anything about her? Call her and get an idea of what it is she likes to do for fun before worrying about a date. Just converse about everything you've talked about in this thread, I'd think she'd be flattered by how much thought you've put into it.

Just stop being a faggot above all else, she probably just dropped off the number because she wants to carpool anyways. :lol:

[Benjaminy with the tight butt]

pretend you are fooking zeezbrah, alpha male brah

when she texts you, you wait 2 hours to reply for every word she sends you, and also dont tell her you have a boring life you fuckstaincumjockey tell her about your solo boat trip around the world, how you sucked the popes dick etc etc .

also dont use smiley faces, the word lol or any of that faggy shit that makes you look like a beta faggot remember you are fooking zeezbrah. . oh and also if you are going to invite her somewhere dont actually ask her to come, just say " im going to be at XXXXX place at XXXX "

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

False. I ran the books for a large mall for several years. Close time is dictated by the owners of the mall and written into the leases. Not only do individual stores have no say, but they can be fined by the mall if they don't close on time. Anchor stores often negotiate an extra half hour or so past everyone else because they want to catch people as they walk out the door. Many stores also have special promotions where they open early or close late, but they still have to get permission first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_mall =/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_mall


I called her today and fumbled through asking her out, I suck ass at talking to people I hardly know. Snaggin some frozen yogurt on monday because we both work quite a bit. I can just feel the failure coming ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD.