Nothing fancy. I wont ramp up my productions again until hard mode content is being killed.

http://www.wegame.com/watch/wlph-profess...icide-25m/

I hate you for putting the intro on the front page... I felt a deep urge to dig out my NES and play through the whole game again.. instead I just watched all the cutscenes

Such kick ass music, awesome story line -zomg ninjas, CIA, love interest (<3 Irene), evil demons, and a hidden temple, and a fucking ridiculous last couple bosses with a fucking harsh penalty for failure.

1. Your age, gender, and time played:

27, female, played since shortly after the release of TBC. I can add specific /played when I get home if needed.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

Whiskeysour (resto shaman) is adequately geared for resto. I could collect a set for either dps role, although I have not played pve enhancement before.
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... hiskeysour

Wrathftw (resto druid) and Hammerftw (holy paladin) would require me pugging a lot to upgrade their gear as I haven't really touched them since Ulduar.
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n=Wrathftw
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... =Hammerftw

3. Armory links (mandatory):

recruit loc="us,Luxumbra"Luxumbra/recruit
Code doesn't appear to be working so try this: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n=Luxumbra
(Logged off in pvp gear, didn't expect to have free time at work to write this up, I'll swap to pve gear this evening and set up a Warcrafter.net profile).

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):

None, unfortunately. I left WoW shortly after the release of ToC to try Aion, I've been doing horribad pugs to try getting my priest up to par to return to raiding. I'll start keeping logs and app to do some of your pugs.

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
I raided Naxx & Ulduar with Spike Flail on Ner'zhul (Horde). Achievements are on Wrathftw, who was my main at the time.

Hardest boss fight would be either Vezax hard, mostly because we had 1 jackass who would panic and run THROUGH the other ranged rather than away from them when he got life leech, or Anub when I'm playing my shaman, because I really HATE seeing a raid on the cusp of death. I adore disc even more than usual on that fight.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

Spike Flail, Ner'zhul (Horde)
You can talk to Ello/Ellodin, Exitus/Tier, Facts (if he's still playing, I heard he quit the week after he got his legendary mace). I left the main raider rank because I got a new job and if I drove like a total asshole I still only made it home to get online right as the raid would be pulling (which was 30 min after raid invites). I opted to leave so the spot could go to somebody that wouldn't be inconveniencing 24 other people. I stuck around as a casual member for a while, then left the server when my arena partner nerd raged a week before the end of S6 and took off.

Veritas Invicta, Archimonde (Horde)
I left when the guild merged with another raid guild, I had a bad feeling about the leadership and chances for success. The merged guild fell apart within a month. You can talk to Sym, now on Illidan (Horde), he was GM of VI when I raided with them.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

Those times aren't a problem, they're pretty perfect. I work 10-6 EST.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

I take pride in being good enough to cover for bads in the raid, whether that's dispelling like a motherfucker, landing clutch tank heals when I'm covering the raid (or keeping the raid alive with shields to buy raid healers time while I'm on the tank), outhealing resto druids as a discipline priest (it happens in pugs, and it hurts my heart). I like being better than most people, both personally and being part of a group that kicks ass. I love hearing things like "Okay, we need somebody really good on X..." and having X respond immediately with "K, gimme Lux."

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?

Only one I can find online from work is this one, with my pally in Naxx. Priest is pretty much identical except I've moved Recount over to the right side of my screen and switched from Xperl to Shadow Unit Frames.

Key mods include Grid (with the raid debuff add-on), DBM, Omen, Recount (mostly for analyzing wtf went wrong and which pug caster gets Power Infusion love, let's be honest, I'm a disc priest so I won't be moaning with delight over my meter toppage).


Not gonna lie, I click mana tide totem and far sight on my shaman.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

I'm competitive, I like doing well and I want to raid with a group of quality players who feel the same way. But games are about having fun, and WLPH looks like a group of quality players with a sense of humour who haven't lost sight of that fact.

King Abec group RAID TIME (8 PM SERVER)
Abec - TANK
Humiliation - TANK
Squirrel - HEALER
Kannagi - HEALER
Thidimpact - DPS/HEALER
Apruus - DPS
Aragon - DPS
Omnisydia - DPS
Regolith - DPS


IF YOU CANT MAKE IT I WILL REPLACE YOU.

Latest boss kills are here:http://www.wuthapn.com/screenshots/

Halp me with fucking ideas or themes. You guys have all the knowledge on latest repeatable WLPH jokes.

1. Your age, gender, and time played: 26, Male, 35 days, 4 hours.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly): I have slightly outdated holy gear that I can play. It's a mix of 232 t9 and off pieces, would need a little updating to be viable for anything past Saurfang. No alliance alts, and no horde alts that are geared.

3. Armory links (mandatory):
[recruit loc="us,Scilla"]Tacoshell[/recruit]
Also have a heroic Cold Convergence to swap for the Nibelung on the fights where the Valk's will die easily.

IF YOU DO NOT INCLUDE ABOVE CODE WE WILL BE EXTREMELY ANGRY

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended): None available.

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?: Kael'thas or Archimonde. Neither were actually hard for me, but for the guilds I was in. In both encounters it was easy for idiots to get themselves killed and start a chain reaction to wipe the raid on Archimonde or just not have the necessary DPS to push through the various phases on Kael'thas. Moving out of fire is hard.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact: The Dragoran Guard - want to find a guild that can actually kill hard modes (when they come out). Nightstalkers - At the time their late night raids best fit my schedule.

My old main was a mage, did all BC content except Sunwell pre-nerf, did Sunwell after 3.0. I was in a US top 100 guild, Digital Gangsters on Lightning's Blade, for lolNaxx/Maly/3D Sarth but when it became apparent the guild was falling apart I quit and sold my account. My main was a mage with well over 100 days played on it. Also had a warlock with roughly 30 days played that I raided on in another guild on off days. Quickly realized I have too much free time without WoW so I leveled a priest.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): Of course.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are: I research my class and know how to play it very well. I'm usually near the top of the meters, but not at the top. If I make a mistake, I won't repeat it.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER? X-Perl, Bartender, Omen, DBM, Recount, Grid for when I heal, Quartz, Decursive. Not a clicker, have all my abilities bound.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there? From my time on Scilla I've seen that you seem to be a fun guild that gets shit done. It is a game, so you might as well have fun playing it. I also want to return to higher difficulty raiding and be challenged by content instead of breezing through easy mode stuff. Also, even though you've heard it a million times, you have the best guild website in WoW, it's awesome. P.S. That should be preceding questions and not following questions.

Sign up if you dont suck

FRESH PRINCES OF BELF AIR
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THE PRINCE WITH INVOCATION OF BLOOD (AKA EMPOWERED AKA THE ONE WITH MORE THAN 1% HP) IS THE ONE WE ATTACK

TALADRAM from Old Kingdom
- Has a cone effect which applies a DoT and slows so tank him facing away from raid
- Conjures flame spheres just like in OK, so spread out
- WHEN EMPOWERED CASTS SPECIAL FLAME SPHERES THAT DEAL DAMAGE BASED ON THE DISTANCE YOU ARE FROM THE ORB SO RUN AWAY LITTLE GIRL RUN AWAY

VANALNAR from Ulduyr
- Drops electic swirly things that are like a Shaman's thunderstorm, get the fuck away from them
- Summons a growing beach ball that needs damage to suspend it in the air needs at least one assigned range DPS
- WHEN EMPOWERED CASTS (5 seconds) A SUPER THUNDERSTORM JUST LIKE STORMCALLER BRUNDIR BUT IT CHAINS SO GTFO 30 YARDS AND DONT CHAIN IT TO RANGED!

KELESETH from Utgard Keep
- TANKED BY A BAD ASS WARLOCK TO REDUCE SHADOW DAMAGE
- Summons dark nuclei which decay slowly, these need to be gathered by the BAD ASS WARLOCK to reduce the amount of shadow damage taken
- WHEN EMPOWERED CASTS (1.5 seconds) SUPER SHADOW LANCES THAT DONT SCARE A BAD ASS WARLOCK WITH AT LEAST THREE NUCLEI AROUND HIM

EASY FIGHT IF PLAYERS SWITCH FAST, SPREAD OUT ACCORDINGLY, AND THEY HAVE A BAD ASS LOCK!

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QUEEN LAN&TELL
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- Melee AoE immolation shadow shit ticking for 4500 shadow damage every couple seconds

- Bloodbolts hit random players AND EVERY PLAYER WITHIN 6 YARDS OF THAT PLAYER, SO GET A FUCKING PROXIMITY METER AND SPREAD OUT!

- Closest target to the tank takes mirrored (100%) damage as shadow damage
- Lashes that do physical damage and applies a shadow damage DoT that increases per application

- Pact of the darkfallen links players together and deals a shit load of damage to non linked players, the debuff is removed when all players are within five yards of each other, AKA INVERSE MOTHER SHIRAZ we will probably designate the center of the room for this
- Swarming shadows is identical to LEGION FLAMES ON LORD JACKASS leaves a trail of shadow damage every one second for six seconds just run this shit out and QUICKLY

AND THE KEY TO THIS ENCOUNTER AND THE SOFT ENRAGE IS THE VAMPIRES

- Two initial players (not sure how they are chosen) will get the VAMPIRE debuff (aka ESSENCE OF THE BLOOD QUEEN) they do 100% more damage, heal themselves for a percent of the damage they deal, and cause no threat! However since they are VAMPIRES they need blood, so after 60 seconds they MUST BITE ANOTHER PLAYER WITHIN 15 SECONDS TO TURN THEM INTO A VAMPIRE AND THEN REFRESH THEIR VAMPIRENESS OR ELSE THEY GET MCED! So this shit increases EXPONENTIALLY and needs to be well coordinated and the initial bites need to be at the last second to prevent needing to bite people during the first air phase

- Oh and she does an air phase in which she just spins around in the middle of the room every two minutes like a crack head and does AoE bloodbolts, so we spread out and use divine sacrifice and shit, then she lands and our VAMPIRES WIN!

EZMODE

For the seven of you who still love me, cherish me, and openly weep with joy in my presence, I just want you all to know that after five long months of working 7 days a week, I have finally secured my game design job.

I am an official content developer for a game studio called Simutronics, and I have been working on an online RPG pretty much this whole time. Don't read too much into it, but unfortunately it's the best I can give you. Anyway, my life is great, I'm officially a game designer now, and I still love all of you, especially Voke and Crazyd. I miss calling Right Side with you on Thorim, Crazyd you son of a bitch.