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1. Your age, gender, and time played:

19, I have a penis, 170 days.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

Alts: None.

Offspecs:
Protection - 0/53/18 - I've tanked all content and their hard modes minus Firefighter 25, One Light Yogg 25, and Algalon 25. I don't have a block set, but I tanked adds on Anub hard mode during progression for a while(this sucked balls).

3. Armory links (mandatory):
[recruit loc="us,Bloodhoof"]Badpaladin[/recruit]
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... Badpaladin

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):

Parses for bosses and my explanations as to why(I think) they suck ass:

Beasts 25H - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/11140694#damageout - we had two people get hit on two separate crashes, so there was very little inflated DPS gains.

Jaraxus 25H - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/11086122#damageout - Guild has ret paladins still switch to portals and volcanoes despite our terrible burst damage on target switches.

Anub 25H - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/11140698#damageout - I was pursued during our only ground phase(we push one phase) so I missed a set of adds to DPS, and we don't use command on adds because we focus single-target DPS before phase three, including following the boss when he's pulled away from the adds before a ground phase.

Marrowgar 25 - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/10923711#damageout - we were getting boned, and Bloodhoof has fucked up lag issues on tuesday. Look it up if you want.

Lady Deathwhisper 25 - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/10923713#damageout - Combination of lag and aggro.

Deathbrigner Saurfang 25 - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/10923715#damageout - Melee has to swap to adds due to lag, and some ranged never switched to adds so I lost stacks on Vengeance on the boss.

Festergut - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/10923720#damageout - He's jewish and we caught some lag during heroism.

Rotface - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/10923724#damageout - Death to multiple large oozes!

Putricide best attempt( in terms of execution) - http://www.wowmeteronline.com/combat/11115242#damageout - Wipes are wipes.

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:

As a tank, Freya 3 trees 10 man because I would single tank it. I would say this was really hard, because it wasn't, but it required the most attention.

As a DPS, Firefighter 25 man. Although I wasn't there for the kill due to a dorm meeting, I was there for every progression attempt. It was the most "difficult" because you couldn't really afford any deaths going into phase four, and a month or so of progression proved that to be difficult for some people.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

YARG(Rexxar) - Eldain, Yala, Graff, Skorpion(broken english but I love him), Rukia.
Edge of Insanity(Bloodhoof) - Dulcelena(left guild, but her and I ran a ten man along with raiding 25 man so she knows my abilities best), Heb.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

I'm in college for Chemical Engineering, so I've got a busy schedule. I would be late to Wednesday raids due to a physics lab, however that is something I am still tweaking with. If all else fails, I'd be half an hour late that day. I would have no problem making your Sunday and Monday progression dates.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

What puts me at the top? I'm not retarded. As bland as that statement may seem, it's something most people can't bring to the table. "I was fine and then I died, FUCK" is something you'll never hear out of me. I mean, everybody screws up at some point and I'm guilty of that but during progression fights I'll usually be one of the last people alive while still competing on the meters.

I take pride in topping the meters when I can, but that's not my real goal. If sacrificing a few DPS for a kill or a certain guild's goal(nerd points) then that's fine with me. I usually don't pull aggro, although there are some instances where that has happened. If it's my fault I'll admit to it, but if the tank sucks then I'll tell him that too. I don't think the second part will be the case though.

What separates me from the rest as a person is I may enjoy playing this game but I'm not the type who has pictures of his character all over forum signatures, fapping my tiny pecker to a new critical Crusader Strike record. I can also separate real life from WoW, and I'm likely to divert "warcraft humor" to "real humor" because it just plain feels retarded making jokes about internet characters. My "Hammer of Wrath" MSBT warning is "Kitten Mittens". I'm pretty fucking sexy irl. I do believe it's butter. you get the picture. Blah blah blah, I've got a charismatic personality without being a douchebag, yadda yadda yadda.

What separates me from the rest as a player is I'm more competent than 95 percent of the WoW community. In my current guild, EOI, I was invited to the main raid from day three(specifically) and have maintained that position. I theorycraft a lot and like to think I know retribution in and out. I keybind, so seeing shit on the floor is easy. My MSBT is configured to scroll on the sides away from the middle of my screen, and smaller text so I'm more focused on positioning than yellow numbers. Etc. Basically, I play smart and I think I'm pretty decent at it.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?


http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6296/w ... 203037.jpg

I don't click. I have a few bars faded out for macros, engineering abilties, mounts, etc that aren't really crucial for raiding. They're keybound as well.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

- You seem like cool people. Although I'm not prone to spam "NIGGER JEW CUNT FUCK SHIT DICK NIGGER JEW CUNT FUCK SHIT DICK" on trade on my own, I'm not adverse to doing so. This game isn't a fucking job, so you might as well have fun playing it. You seem to do that just fine.
- You're successful. Although the game isn't a job, I want to be successful playing it. My current guild gets it done, but they're not doing it the right way for me.
- You have "Shut Up Woman Get on my Horse" on your website.
- You don't raid for obscenely long hours.

Thanks for reading my application, and if you disapprove I wish AIDS and The Clap upon each and every one of you.

I do not know why but they are not accepting email from our domain, in the mean time I would suggest registering with a different email provider until hotmail gets this resolved.

http://windowslivehelp.com/community/p/ ... spx#691019

1) Your age, gender, and time played:

19++(legal to drink!=P)/ female/ 224 days 5 hrs 13mins

2) List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

I have an alt 80s which I created her mainly for making flasks and xmute.

3) Armory links (mandatory):

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...a&cn=Yayah

4) Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):

Not applied to the WotLK. WWS all expired.

5) We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:

The most intensive pve content from my experience for my role would be pre-nerfed Muru in SWP.>.< I was the only main healer on the MT with a priest randomly off healing in the whole fight. The timing of every cd and potions needs to be extremely accurated. I had to be very cautious about my mana pool (sometimes my heal just would not crit!@@)It was a challenging fight for me to also avoid possibly glitch that may happened.

6) Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

I had been in Exo(Smolderthorn/Scilla) for about 2 1/2 years. It was the topest alliance guild on the Smolderthorn . The guild resigned to raid after we killed Muru and many core raiders left and xfer'ed off. Then the guild transfered to Scilla about a year ago and started to raid casually with some old friends plus some new members. I took a summer break back home and reactivated my acct to raid with them occasionally around 2 months ago and whenever they need me to help til now. Aside from that, I joined Murloc Patrol(disbanded) for a short period when I first newly transfered to this server.

7) It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

I am able to attend raidings in weekdays unless there is a skool exam/class meeting which I normally know ahead of time.

8) Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

Topping the meter is not my first priority. My job is to do my best not letting my assigned tank/tanks die until the fight is finished and co-ordinate with other raiders smoothly.

9) Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?

umm.... I play this game in the blizzard's standard mode. UI and mods are not installed. Knowing the boss fight, paying attention and vent are my guardian.

10) If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

WLPH seems to be a solid and interesting progressing guild on the server.

Thank you for all who take time to read my application. =)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079

Unfortunately Wumpy won't be able to host the 10 man ICC this week, but the regular run will continue as of next Saturday.

Do I just 10 box my own shit?