Can we please make a thread at the top of this page with big letters that explains what classes we are looking for at this time, so that it removes the need to explain that in every application?

1. Your in-game name (and alts): Dyx, Uselessx, Tetz

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY: Mage, Arcane, 57/3/11, 450 Alch/450 Chant,

3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref): http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...illa&n=Dyx

4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):

5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (DURING Vanilla WoW, DURING TBC, Wrath [List All]): Know all fights i cant even start to list/remember them all.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving: Had quit playing for military reasons. Back in action currently not in a raiding guild.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): I can be on at all times for raiding not a problem.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are: Alaways watching my dmg if im not on top them im not a mage.. if the tank dies well obvi my bandage didnt tick for that much.. i just do what i can with what i got dpsing is not a problem for me.

9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N? No clikie clickiieee... titan panel, Xpearl, titanpanel, icehud, elkbuffs, recount, decurse, DMB, omen.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there? I know a couple players in here.. Scoorp mostly i raided him a while back before i ended my raid seen, ive played with members and there also good. Looking for good guild players with a sense of humor.. if you couldnt tell by the name.. Since returned i havnt appd to a raiding guild so this is the first and only one.

11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy). I blow shit up IRL....

12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation? yeah i use it.. but not spamm on it and it doesnt crap popper snak like some nub cakes mics do.. oh and i dont use dumb ass speakers so it echos through vents.!

I'm going to be casual for a week or 2...I will definitely be back 2 weeks from now if not next week. I just need time away from the game. I'm basically becoming a woman and have recently discovered my menstrual cycle.

In summation, AFK.

Avanne's account

80 Priest in epix Karmasuture - Winterhoof Realm (Tailor/enchanter) Cold Weather flyer, bank full of loot, gold, and mats
77 Mage in bluez Avannee - Nath Cold Weather flyer, bank full of loot, gold, and mats

tonne of alts across multiple realms

I am looking for the same amount I bought it for, I just cannot afford the time to play 4 accounts and am seeking a buyer for Avanne's account. I figured I'd post here first before hitting sell your wow toon here sites...

FT is being normalized in 3.1. GJ wasting those mats on a fast OH.

For the subject line, please state your MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME that you are applying to join with, the SPEC YOU INTEND TO RAID WITH, and current server, ONLY if you are not currently on Scilla.

For the application itself, please feel free to use the provided template.

1. Your in-game name (and alts):
May namez Barleysarley my alts are arleybarley, thebarley, baarleyarley, barlezzile, mcbarley and Flashgordon!

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY:
Im a mighty Warrioard RAWR!, Im have a shield and hit shit with it, I have 2 Gorehowl which I run around the barrans pwning noobs wiv 4 sexy time!

3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref):
http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet ... arleyarley
I have mighty cool Kael'thas trinky cuz hes my Boi Dawg!! W00t!

4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):
Im tank! I not need reports! lololololololololololololololololololololol!

5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (DURING Vanilla WoW, DURING TBC, Wrath [List All]):
I haz done the Vainl riads on mai priest at sixty and pwned tah TBC n00bs 4 epixx. I solo'ed onyxias face with my wangcopter and raped illidan wiv no epixx except mine Gorehowl and Keal'thas trinky! I waz in top 30000 guildz EU (which i guess is as good as top 100 US tbh ROFLOFL)

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving:
Nihilum gotz Pwn0rd so I left 4 BFTH but BFTH has a stoopid noob Lock called Specbeans who is a massive fuck so I wanna leave cuz he smells bad and poos in his hands and feeds it to hiz minion

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I plays WoW 18 hrs a day 7 daiz a week so I make raids and make pots and food and get moar epixx in mean time so I can b beta in riads wen i go and do moar dps then faggy stupid palas and DKs K?

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I Solo'd Onyxia! and I have kill;'d hogger 14 times with no gearz on! I can teach u n00bs how 2 play this game and helpz u get top 10 US cuz u probs cann0t do wivout my help so u need me 2 help cuz u probz cant do wiv0ut my helpz so I helpz u 2 top 10 US cuz u need my help K?
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It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, 2 elixirs or a flask, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.

It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any green gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. If you can’t take the time to buy a top quality gem or research what stats you should use, then you don’t belong raiding endgame.

You also must have a decent computer, decent internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids. Omen, DBM/Big Wigs, and Pally Power (for Paladins) are REQUIRED. A unit/raid frame addon (such as Grid or Xperl), a stat tracker (such as Recount), and a decursive are highly recommended.
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9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N?
I dontz click, i use bindz0rz and classic interfiac cuz cutom UIz r for faggy DK's and whinny QQ retardins and Huntard pussy boiz

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
CUZ i n33d a challange and can t3ach u bad kids how 2 pleh dis game beta, I can maek 1k tps and 200dps 4 u and will kill bosses better wiv me so im doesnt afriad of anything and we will win da game!
11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy).
I am dedicted 2 rad suces, evry nite we dont get it i cry myself 2 slep and come bak twice as good (if u ad it up i am 24,4032 times beta then wen i 1st wiped xuz im a ultimate fiting champion!
12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation?
I hav creative Fatality headset and f33d thru audacity 2 make funneh voices and shiznit!! W00t


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DISCLAIMER:

WHAR LEWTS PLZ HALp is a fun-time guild who's comments and nature thereof can offend individuals if taken personally, and, although we commit to teamwork and never intentionally intend
to upset a player, it occasionally happens. We can and most likely will be critical of your performance, your gear, your application, your spec, your voice, your gender, your race,
your old guild etc., so we must say if you are easily offended by harsh criticism and/or obscenities...

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

1. Your in-game name (and alts): TERIKÁ

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY: I AM A DEATH KNIGHT AND I AM FROST WITH BITS IN UNHOLY BUT SOMETIMES IM UNHOLY WITH BITS IN BLOOD AND SOMETIMES IM BLOOD WITH BITS IN FROST NEVER FROST WITH BITS IN BLOOD THOUGH. I AM A JEWELCRAFTER IT IS HIGH LEVEL BUT MY BLACKSMITHING IS ONLY LOW IT IS HIGH TO GET SOCKETS BUT NOTHING ELSE

3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref):
WHATS A HYPERLINK? MY NAMES TERIÁ

4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):
NO?

5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (DURING Vanilla WoW, DURING TBC, Wrath [List All]):
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN US AND YOU WILL BRING FIGHTS TO ME? IS THIS A PERSONAL ATTACK? MY MOMS A COP! AND ON UR SITE IT SAYS UR 388 THATS NOT TOP 200. YOU LIE

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving:
AGGRAMAR - IM STILL HERE BUT IF I GET IN HERE I WILL LEAVE AND I WILL JOIN YOU AND I WILL REALM CHANGE FROM EU TO ERMM WHATEVER YOU ARE.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
WHATS EST? IS THAT LIKE GMT?

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I LIKE TO GET AGGRO AND THEN TRY TO LIVE. I LIVE 30% OF THE TIME MY GOAL IS TO LIVE 40% OF THE TIME. I HAVE A RED DRAKE AND ERMM ELDER TITLE AND ERMMM MERRYMAKER TITLE AND ERMM. YEH.

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It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, 2 elixirs or a flask, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.

It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any green gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. If you can’t take the time to buy a top quality gem or research what stats you should use, then you don’t belong raiding endgame. - DOMION DO!

You also must have a decent computer, decent internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids. Omen, DBM/Big Wigs, and Pally Power (for Paladins) are REQUIRED. A unit/raid frame addon (such as Grid or Xperl), a stat tracker (such as Recount), and a decursive are highly recommended.
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9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N? HEY I KNOW A CLICKER HE MADE GLAD ONCE HE WAS PRO. BUT NO I NEITHER CLICK NOR PRESS KEYS. I LIKE SMUSH MY CHEEK ON MY KEYBOARD AND 1 ROTATE MY KNECK AND HOPE TO DO DPS.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?BECOZ U ARE LIKE ME EXCEPT SMALLER GHNOME LIKE PEOPLE..

11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy).IM ALL OF THEM THINGS

12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation?YES BUT I USE IT TO TALK TO MY MANY GFS WHILST RAIDING SHE LIKES ME TO TALK DIRTY!

THANKS FOR YOUR TIMEZ

ALOT OF PPL SEEM TO HAVE TWO OPTIONS THEY CAN BRING. I'LL MODIFY THIS SO THAT IT WORKS OUT THE BEST BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME. IF YOU ARE IN GUILD AND WOULD LIKE TO GO, PLEASE SIGN UP. I HAVE NO OTHER WAY OF KNOWING IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON COMING OR NOT.

IF YOU'RE ON THE WAITLIST ATM THAT SURE AS FUCK DOESN'T MEAN U WON'T BE COMING. A LOT OF PEOPLE SUCK AT SHOWING UP.

This is the post for the sign-ups to the 25-Naxx run hosted by WLPH. Due to the large demand from both people's alts and PUGs, sign-up for each week will be posted for all WLPH and PUGs to sign up for. People who sign up are expected to show up at 7:45 server time, when invites start. INVITES WILL NOT START EARLY. Those who are not ready for invites at 7:45, be it whatever reason, will be skipped for those on the wait list. Goal is to have the first pull start at 8PM server.

With that being said, here is the current list:

Tanks (2/3):
Hahnclap - Prot Warrior
Abec - Prot Warrior

Tanks WL:
Yse - Feral Druid

Healers (2/6):
Ripyourface - Holy Paladin
Mortesk - Holy Paladin



Healer WL:

Melee (8/8):
Röj - Fury Warrior
Masc - Fury Warrior
Ploopt - Arms Warrior
Hellbite - Rogue
Milhaodolare - DK
Ferrior - Ret Paladin
Sàbe - Ret Paladin
Jondx - Ret Paladin

Melee WL:
Skeezzy - Rogue

Ranged DPS (8/8):
Fey - Mage
Crazyd - Ele Shaman
Sitka - Shadow Priest
Aerook - Mage
Danielcraig - Warlock
Kragus - Warlock
Wildmuffin - Boomkin
Aspiration - Hunter

Ranged WL:
Dyx - Mage

Loot Rules:
1 Tier Item Limit per person.

Tally System:
For each fuck up during a boss fight and for each item you take, you receive a tally. Offspec gear counts as half a tally. Main Specs > Offspecs. If there are multiple people who want an item, the person who has the least amount of tallies will get it, with the tiebreaker being the roll value. This will guarantee the item spread for people who show up to the runs. All people attending will start with 0.

Construct Wing is always first, and poor DPS/bad healing will be removed from raid by the end of Construct Wing. BE READY TO NOT SUCK.

Invites will be done with a priority based on previous WWS performances and our general knowledge of your play.

1. Your in-game name (and alts): Nimfomaniac

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY: Warlock, Demo Destro, Herbalism jewlcrafting, i can play all other specs on my toon. Altho i prefer the demo destro build.

3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref): http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... imfomaniac

4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended): The guilds that i have played for do not run this. I appologize for not having it, But id be more than willing to go on just a trial run to show my dps and awareness.

5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (Vanilla WoW, TBC, Wrath [List All]): I killed every boss in vanilla, tbc, and wrath. I havent killed three drakes but i have killed two.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving: Horizon i left due to getting a job at night, i couldnt make thier raids. Slighted i left this guild because my computer could no longer handle wow, That is deff no longer an issue. And last but not least i was in Trauma i left because the guild was rigged to only gear the leader and his friends, he even gave off spec over mains which was disrespectful to alot of us that left finally.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday, if you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): Yes i can make the raids.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are! I do take pride in always getting my dps higher i read and look for small ways to get it up there. I just got jc'ing to up it more. I play hard when i play and i'm there till the raid is called. I'm not the type of player that will get all my gear and leave or quit. I enjoy helping others and i often ask locks for info to better myself. I'm not cocky i listen to people when they try to help. I think i should deff be in a guild that can make top 200. I can play afflic, deep demo, demo destro, im good at it all. Well i deff look forward to hearing from you guys thanks.

9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N? No i bind

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there? I want a worthy guild, that can kill the bosses in a swift manner i dont like to dick around i like to get in and get out. I want to have a leader that can lead and not emo out or just give things to his or her friends that is not cool. I see all your people they look good so im sure your a good leader and you dont put up with bullshit either.

11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy).

12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation? LOL yes i have a 300 dollar headset it deff works and i use it all the time.

Me masc cahnt/rootbear ethax gemg thorran, voke, sylvaa, jackslammer, alyse/crazyd


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