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* 2005: Michael Chertoff, as head of Homeland Security, orders the first batch of porno scanners from a company called Rapiscan Systems. After his departure, Chertoff gave dozens of interviews using his government credentials to promote the device. What he didn’t tell people was that Rapiscan was one of the clients of his consulting company, The Chertoff group.
* March 2009: The Department of Homeland Security says they will apply $1 billion in stimulus money to the nation’s airports. Senator Joe Lieberman, Chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, personally promises to oversee the distribution of stimulus funds so money goes toward the goal of creating “4 million jobs” and not on “boondoggles”
* December 2009: Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz inserted language into the Homeland Security appropriations bill barring the use of full-body image scans as “primary” screening tools at airports, and it passed the House on a bipartisan vote of 310-118. Both the ACLU and the NRA backed it. The amendment also made it illegal to store and copy these images. It died in the Senate.
* December 25, 2009: The “Christmas bomber” attempts to detonate plastic explosives hidden in his underwear while on board a flight to Detroit.
* January 2010: Since they couldn’t get money for the porno scanners from Congress, TSA uses the “Christmas bomber” scare to appropriate $25 million they had received in stimulus money to buy the “backscatter” scanners — from Rapiscan, Chertoff’s client. Rapiscan said the contract “helped create” 25 jobs. The government gives the TSA the green light to spend a total of $173 million on the scanners. TSA spokesperson Sarah Horowitz said “the agency has enough funds that would come from the stimulus program and other federal sources” to purchase 300 more porno scanners, per CNN. Total jobs created, per the government’s own website: 1.
* April 2010: The GAO reports that “it remains unclear whether the AIT would have detected the weapon used in the December 2009 incident based on the preliminary information GAO has received.”
* November 8, 2010: US Airline Pilots Association tells its members “NOT to submit to AIT screenings.”
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Firecrest Wrote:Tell me how many thieves your car alarm has caught. Yet there it is, a little flashing light on your dash telling predators to stay the fuck away.
Actually, having spoken to a thief or two on the matter, all a car alarm tells you is that knocking out a window's gonna be a bit noisier, and also that the owner probably has nice things inside. Honestly, when was the last time you heard a car alarm and said, "Oh man, someone's breaking into a vehicle!" instead of, "goddamn noisy motherfuckers" and then not investigating?
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Park in the ghetto with your car unlocked at midnight, no matter how advanced your car alarm system is your car is getting jacked. The 9/11 commission concluded the cause was an intelligence disaster and not at all a security issue, apparently a handful of the hijackers were even living nearby the CIA headquarters for years.
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