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Rule of WoW: You cannot quit, only take breaks. True story =P.
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Bumped, let's expand upon this while looking back on the three years since this was posted.
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looks like i haven't quit yet
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Thorran swoops in for the kill
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my girlfriend made me quit guys
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Dist quit by bullshit
"I can't raid any more and I can't say why"
Usually leaves guild and blames the guild because they were harassed or replaced
Player can be found always online even during raid times
Furly quit by whip
"I'm in love"
Usually lasts until the honeymoon is over and they come back to reality
Player may follow their boyfriend or girlfriend anywhere as they attempt to tear them apart from the guild
Lawlerbation quit by despair
"Fuck my life and fuck WoW"
Usually doesn't come back to WoW or even life sometimes
Player attempts ending it all only after collecting petty debts first
Mininolan quit by annoying the raid
"I'm a loud and annoying mother fucker who tries to piss everybody off!"
Usually lasts until people miss the loud annoying mother fucker
Player wants to be begged to come back and expects all their DKP from when they were removed
Pedabear quit by too many things to list
"That is definitely not me but my twin, I mean clone, that is in that porno getting high and yeah that guy might be in guild and yeah fuck my husband who was busting his ass serving this country and yeah I'm fucking nuts and fuck you!"
Usually lasts indefinitely
Player retaliates and divorces their husband who is also in the guild
Snowzz quit by drive-by
"Oh fuck my motherboard saved my life!"
Usually lasts as long as Newegg takes to ship and UPS to deliver
Player builds a bullet-proof computer case
Thedreadlord quit by other MMOs
"Whoa this new MMO is amazing, whoa this other new MMO is better, whoa this other new MMO is so innovative and best!"
Usually proclaims every new MMO as a WoW killer and comes back every other month
Player hops guilds as much as they hop MMOs since they have such a short attention span