WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

After a totally hot cyber-date with Abe over the phone, he made it known that you assholes and dick breaths actually care about me, sorta kinda. So I figure I'd update all of you.

I'm 4 months into my 6 month game design apprenticeship/training program, and at this stage I am essentially a member of the team. I do content creation, production assistance, implementation, and story writing. I will be getting brought on full time within the first month or two of the new year. I am absolutely loving it, and this is the best thing that's ever happened in my life bar-M'uru pre-nerf. That being said, I have not had a day off in literally those four months. I am working 7 days a week, pulling 9 hours a day on weekends at my current paying job, and about 30-40 hours a week as a game designer. I spend my fleeting moments in between jobs doing laundry and paying bills.

Additionally, some of you may remember that I essentially live alone in my parents house, because they own their own business a few towns over. They are looking to sell this house and move into a home much closer to their business. As a result, they have asked that I essentially freeze my assets so that I can loan them some money for a down payment on the house, or any other miscellaneous spending that may arise when buying a new home. As such my account, while safe and Blizzard Mobile Authenticator protected, is now inactive.

I still check the forums every day and I love hearing about you guys. I miss the game every day and I miss WLPH every like, week or so. I didn't have the balls to be considered a casual, it's just not in my blood. So rather than farming and fishing and shit, I'd rather just stop playing if I'm not side by side in a HM raid with the rest of you. I'm a whole tier of gear behind and I know I don't have the time to catch up and be an asset in Icecrown, so I don't know if I'll be making any appearances in the quest to absolutely wreck Arthas. As much as it pains me, I know I'm making the right choice here by setting my career and my family's financial stability as my number one priority. I've heard good things about this new shadow priest (Legolas? lololol) and it sounds like he doesn't die to shit, which is what I was good at, too. So that's neat.

TL;DR version is, I love you guys, and I wish I could have been there for Anub HM and for all the crazy server firsts I'm expecting for ICC. Short term I really don't see any way I can come back, but months down the road once my career and living arrangements have been cemented, I will have evenings off, weekends free, high speed internet, and no garage doors to stand in my way.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827139

OK LISTEN THE FUCK UP. THIS IS FOR FULL ULDUAR DRAKE ACHIEVEMENTS, OVER TWO DAYS.

Edit: Changed date, picked the wrong week. MAH BAD.

Edit 2: YOUR GEAR MEANS LESS TO ME THAN YOUR EXPERIENCE. IF YOU ARE IN TOTC GEAR, BUT ARE LIKE DURRRR NEVER DONE HARDMODE ULDUAR WHAT DO I DO, YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT.

Some Info:
I will set the raid to be a fairly solid comp, not just 9 mages or 9 paladins. I will be checking gear next Sunday, at which I will determine whether or not your shit is geared enough and you have the experience to do this. I have final say, no bitching. I will not make exceptions for shit, because all I want is a clean, fast achievement run.

THOSE WANTING TO COME ON MAGES - DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER CHARS YOU CAN BRING? I GOT TOO MANY MAGES AND YET YOU'RE ALL QUALITY, SO PREF ME WITH SOMETHING ELSE IF YOU CAN PLZ, THANKS.

Day 1 - FL - Auriya, including Algalon
Day 2 - Keepers, General, Yogg

WHAT THE FUCK IS EXPECTED OF YOU -
You are geared.
You are a main raider of either WLPH, Brethren, Casual, Eden, or any other TotGC 25m quality guild. (I CAN SEE YOUR RANK IN ARMORY)
You know all the general abilities of the hard mode fights.
NO FRIENDS RANKS.

Spots will be very specific. When you sign up, make sure you specify what roles you can fill. First come, first serve on those who can fill the roles accordingly. Make sure you say your main if you wanna come on a geared alt.

I'M ONLY GOING TO DO THIS ONCE, THEN SUCKS TO BE YOU.

Update (12.6.09)
I went ahead and went through the initial list. If you see yourself waitlisted or rejected and there is a slot open, and it's because you lack achievements, then go ahead and post your main with achievements and the problem can be fixed. I didn't look too hard into gear, because at this point most of you should be riding in totc gear-ish. For the most part, for I tended to limit the amount of a single class to 3 at most, except paladins (4), and I didn't try to preference anything but on sign up order, so I apologize if you're really good and waitlisted. But unless you're blind, you notice the 6 plus pages of people who signed up. Given the large amount of ppl who signed up, you might be able to put together a 2nd achievement run between now and next weekend. And one last thing.

If I see people being bad during this run, I will not hesitate to kick people and try to get a replacement from the waitlist below. Also, you might want to talk to people, and see if you can swap for certain achievements. If you work out something with someone else, make sure both people let me know, and that will be OK with me.

Send me forum messages if your status changes, or if you wanna complain, etc.


Main Tank - Slaydragons (Paladin)
Off Tank - Miia (War)

DPS/Tank - Aragon(War)
DPS/Tank - Tay(Paladin, tanking only Razorscale and Auriya nub)

Healer (Pally) - Renzo
Healer (Pally) - Ohmikey
Healer (Priest) - Zoia
Healer (Shaman) - Bluberryfior

Healer/DPS - Nushi(Only Firefighter and Razorscale to heal)
Healer/DPS - Thoradai(SUP HERE)
Healer/DPS - Belicicily (Priest, mainly healing most fights, sitting for Razorscale)

Range DPS - Cari(SPriest)
Range DPS - Imapslashc(Hunter, Razorscale only or full run)
Range DPS - Beastcleave(Hunter)
Range DPS - Krayze(Hunter, OK)
Range DPS - Prosymna(Boomkin) -Either late or no show due to conflicting raid-
Range DPS - Toriad(Mage) -Either late or no show due to conflicting raid-
Range DPS - Kirelle(Mage) -Either late or no show due to conflicting raid-
Range DPS - Furly(Mage, Razorscale only or full run)
Range DPS - Lmgdao(Abelock, Furly or Tam can decide who wants to stay or who wants to only come in for Razorscale)


Melee DPS - Mewpocalypse(ENH SHAMMY)
Melee DPS - Grenda (Rogue)
Melee DPS - Roj (Rogue)
Melee DPS - Zweistel (Rogue)
Melee DPS - AlyseDruid (Feral)
Melee DPS - Bletknight (DK Blood)

Waitlist -
Yea(Hunter)
Vayette (Mage)
Javelin(Mage)
Meeks(Don't get banned)
Candrencil (Priest, Healer/DPS)
Khulan (Priest, Heals only)
Refrain(Paladin, 3 specs)
Aijima(Paladin, 3 specs)
Eolia(Paladin, Holy)
Shaown(Paladin, Holy)

I need a good group of eight more competent players to help me get a friend his 310% drake, he has just needed Yogg+1 for the last couple months, so it'd be nice to finally get it this week.

Ideally this can be an Algalon and Yogg+1 group since they are both near the same difficulty, and any group that can do one can do the other. So all I'm really asking is if you want to do Algalon 10m this week, would you mind staying for a little longer and doing Yogg+1? If so please sign up here and what time is best, I'm thinking Thursday (if shit is cleared), Friday, or Saturday after the PUGs, around 10 PM server time.

I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT. I HAD TO RE FORMAT MY COMP IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THIS TONIGHT.

WLPH Now hosts a Regular 25m TotC/Ony aimed to clear Tournament and Onyxia in 2 hours or less, ideally finishing in 1 hour. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in TotC and Ony 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day.

Tally loot system applies.

YOU WILL GET TALLIES FOR THE FOLLOWING OFFENSES -
Getting Charged on Beasts - 1 Tally

More to be added based on dumb mechanics that no one should fail to.

For the most part it will be first come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. However i will take close friends over pugs i do not know if the pug is late to signing up so sign up as soon as possible. I will be gear checking now, since some people are still not pulling their weight on dps meters and cost us kills.

If you are rolling on gear that is not the spec you are raiding as please let me know.


Tanks (0/2):




Tanks WL:


Healers (0/6):






Healer WL:



Melee (0/8):
Grenda (rogue)







Melee WL:


Range DPS (1/9):
tavari (hunter)




Ranged WL:

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
22, male, 239 days played

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly): Arms / Fury / Prot

3. Armory links (mandatory):
[recruit loc=us,scilla]Slurms[/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
clear indications are realm first kill of yogg + 0 and algalon.

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:

Most difficult encounter I did was Kael in tk before they nerfed his hp and lady Vashj at the beginning of BC. I found those encounters the hardest because they required full raid coordination to complete sucessfully (ex. throwing orbs on vashj and splitting the raid to fight the various subbosses on KT), rather than just requiring the heals to spam heals the dps to push their attack keys and turn off their brains.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Casual - Scilla: Returned from hiatus, found out there was no longer a raid spot for me. contact determined or hawts

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
can make all

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

I've been a dps warrior since six months after the game launched and aside from a gap when BT/Sunwell came out I have been playing the game non-stop since then. I love playing a dps warrior and really strive to do my best at it, I usually lead the pack in dps atm or I come close, I always come prepared to raids both in terms of flasks etc and raid strats. I'm a really laid back guy that can follow directions during raids, come fully prepared and I love to stay overtime. I like my class, a lot, I'm always looking at the math-stuff(theorycrafting) and striving to play better.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?


10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
Second best alliance guild on server. I cry at night when I don't talk to abec.

Post here if you won't be on most this week.

Edit: No raid Thursday obviously. Post if you can't make it Wednesday.

WLPH Now hosts a Regular 25m TotC/Ony aimed to clear Tournament and Onyxia in 2 hours or less, ideally finishing in 1 hour. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in TotC and Ony 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day.

Tally loot system applies.

YOU WILL GET TALLIES FOR THE FOLLOWING OFFENSES -
Getting Charged on Beasts - 1 Tally

More to be added based on dumb mechanics that no one should fail to.

For the most part it will be first come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. However i will take close friends over pugs i do not know if the pug is late to signing up so sign up as soon as possible. I will be gear checking now, since some people are still not pulling their weight on dps meters and cost us kills.

If you are rolling on gear that is not the spec you are raiding as please let me know. Also for tanks i have given up the right to take any gear for a chance to roll against tanks for the stam trinket off of faction champs. Does not mean i win automatically but if i do win the roll i will take it over tanks.

Also as a final note...there was some problem with who received loot as of last week so from now on the top notch gear such as DV will only be available to those who continually come to pugs. If this is your first time coming to my pug you will not be able to roll on the "Fucking Amazing" gear. If you are curious to which items these are hit me up in game. Come to my pugs a lot and you will be able to roll on such items.

Tanks (2/2):
SLAYDRAGONS - PALLY TANK
Banxheo - pally






Healers (4/6):
zoia - priest
chapster - holy paladin
Nethris - resto druid
Epeenist- Holy Pally


Melee (10/10):
Kistirov - warrior
Firzt KiPp
war - fury warrior
ImAd/K - UnHolY Dk
Ayslinn - Kitty DPS
Hollas DK
raditz - DK
Refrain - ret
Gershom-fury warrior
Pyroxmaster - Rogue

Range DPS (7/7):
Cazzo~Mage
Cari - Spriest
goldenpiggy -ele shaman
zakadoom - warlock
spektra - mage
Beastcleave - Hunter
wingsmaster - moonkin

Waitlist